Hot Spring Party & Luffy's Birthday [Video]

[smokinghunter]

[A slightly unusual sight for you all. Smoker and Luffy are hanging out at the hotsprings, a pirate flag backpack sits in the background while Luffy splashes about noisily. Smoker looks practically asleep, up to his neck in hot water, though every so often he opens an eye and hooks the kid back by his floaty device to keep him from drifting too far. By the time Smoker notices the pokegear is recording, he's about to shut it off when he thinks better of it.]

I'm making ice cream for the brat's birthday later if anyone is in the Ecruteak vicinity, feel free to drop by. We'll be -- What the hell is that?!

[ATTACK OF THE GRIMERS! They start bubbling up from the water and soon they're flooding everything!]

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[little_anchor]

[Luffy spins around in his inner tube, pointing at one of the Grimers and laughing.]

Look, Smokey! Gloop!

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[justicereigns]

Gross... don't touch it.

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Why does it have eyes?

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[little_anchor]

I wanna go closer!

[Swimming closer... kind of...]

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[justicereigns]

[:| Holds the back of his floaty and tries to get out of the water.]

Why? It's probably slimy. Tch... look who I'm asking.

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[little_anchor]

[Noooo but Smokey he almost touched it!]

Think it's a pokémon? Maybe I can catch it!

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[justicereigns]

[Gross!]

Fine, but then you better get a pokeball if you're going to try. [Picks him up and puts him out of the water.]

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[little_anchor]

Kaaay!!

[And once he's on land, he runs over to his awesome new backpack and pulls out two pokeballs. One's empty, a shiny new one ready for the capture.

The other... His Drifloon.]

Get it, Airhead!

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[justicereigns]

[Smoker just shakes his head and gets dried and puts his jacket on, almost instantly lighting up another pair of cigars.]

Still don't know what you see in that thing. It looks like a melted Magellan.

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[little_anchor]

A melted Mawhatsit?

[And the Drifloon immediately engages the Grimer in battle. But as there is half handwaving going on all up in this thread, Luffy turns to Smoker.]

You sure you don't want one?

[seasaltkeys]

Smoker!

Are you and Luffy okay?

[justicereigns]

Yes. Except he keeps wanting to touch it. [Shudders.]

[seasaltkeys]

[Oh Luffy.]

Gross. Why?

[justicereigns]

That's what I said. I don't know why. The kid likes bizarre things. He does that in our world too come to think of it.

[little_anchor]

A-CUZ THEY'RE COOL LOOKIN'!

[Comes the very loud shout once Luffy's on his feet. He grins at Roxas.]

[seasaltkeys]

[....]

[Seriously. What is with this kid?]

Not really.

[little_anchor]

Yuh-huuuh!! I'mma catch one!

[seasaltkeys]

Might be useful to have a poison type, if nothing else.

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[Don't mind Cobra. He's just calling in to laugh at Smoker's misfortune.]

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[justicereigns]

Tch. Shut it.

[What else are freenemies for?]

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

And if I don't?

Besides, judging from your video, you should be worried less about me and more about the toxic sludge crawling out of that pool!

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[justicereigns]

You know what the fuck this shit is?

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Of course I do. Isn't it obvioussss?

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[justicereigns]

Tsk. Fine. What is it?

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[cobraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

A Pokemon. A Grimer to be precise. If I remember right, they're essentially living toxic waste!

[He is way too happy about such a thing existing.]

Enjoy trying to fight pollution incarnate!

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[justicereigns]

[Way too happy.]

So that's why it looks like a melted Magellan? Tch. I guess that makes it poison type. Well whatever, if the brat doesn't faint it with his drifloon, he can just keep the disgusting thing. Weird kid.