It's not that... it's just. Well. To start with, Straw-Hat is seventeen in my time and I'm supposed to arrest him. He's seven or ten here. So that's the start. And then for the rest... he was kind of raised in the wild with his brothers, who also wind up world class criminals. So yes, if I could go back and fix that, I would, but being as I can't...

Kazooie? Well, kind of I guess, but that's not why she's human here. Anyone who was a non-human species in their own world winds up as a human here. We haven't figured out why yet.