[accidental video]

[smokinghunter]

[And here we have Smoker and Luffy creeping through a dark forest.]

Brat, stop poking them to see if they're awake! [Because yelling never wakes things up.]

But Smoookey, they'll explode if they're awake!

All the more reason not to!

But they could be awake and we might make them explode! So we gotta see if they're asleep!

No. This isn't Pineco sweeper play it on the pokegear, not in perso-- [And with that, there's suddenly a bunch of pineco explosions and Smoker picks up Luffy to start running.] Fuck! God damn it, what did I tell you?!

He was awake! [And laughter. It's funny to him!]

[Ooc: Red is Luffy. And for your listening pleasure.]

Comments

[action]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[Luffy just keeps on laughing. This shit is heeeeelarious.]

[action]

[justicereigns]

[RUNNING AND DODGING GFDI.]

[action]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

There's another one! [Points to the right where a Pineco is about to go boom.]

Hey, I wanna catch that one!

[action]

[justicereigns]

[Flat sigh.]

[....]

That one about to blow up?! Catch how?

[video]

[usedhadokyuu.livejournal.com]

[He's gonna hope you guys got to safety before trying to message you.]

Are you guys alright?

[video]

[piccolo-tomate.livejournal.com]

Why is that kid so dumb?

[video]

[justicereigns]

[Slightly out of breath and nods.]

Fine. All in one piece at least. [Quietly smirks at that pun. Yeah...]

[video]

[justicereigns]

Beats the hell out of me.

[video]

[usedhadokyuu.livejournal.com]

[Oh that's good!]

Did your friend learn his lesson?

[Assumptions but whatever.]

[video] brb busy fangirling Takashi *u*

[justicereigns]

He's not my friend, and no, he's too stupid to learn anything.

[video]

[usedhadokyuu.livejournal.com]

Why would you be travelling with him if he isn't your friend?

[Doesn't make sense, especially when Luffy seems to bring so much trouble.]

[video]

[combat_butler]

--whoa! Now that's a close call right there...

[video]

[justicereigns]

Because he's a trouble-maker so I can't let him out of my sight.

In our world it's my responsibility to stop him.

[video]

[justicereigns]

I hate the brat. I really do.

Re: [video]

[usedhadokyuu.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a lot of trouble then. So you're a policeman back in your world?

[Best to get some sort of small talk going.]

[video]

[justicereigns]

So much. He wants to be the next pirate king and even at 8 years old he'd mug people if given the chance.

I'm a marine.

[video]

[combat_butler]

If you hated him, you'd have left him there.

[video]

[usedhadokyuu.livejournal.com]

So you protect everybody from pirates like him? [That's pretty cool.]

You must be dedicated to keep an eye on him in this world. I don't think he'll ever have the chance to become a pirate king here.

[video] 1/3

[justicereigns]

[Sideglance.]

[video] 2/3

[justicereigns]

[SIGHS. Obviously thinking this over.]

[video] done

[justicereigns]

Stop making that sound so tempting. It's not in my justice to let little kids die even of their own idiocy.

[video]

[justicereigns]

Yes. [He appreciates that this may in fact, be one of the only people he's met in Route not to outright mock him for his justice.]

No, but he can still cause trouble. When he was first here his brothers were trying to teach him how to mug people with pipes and pickpocket wallets. At least this one is sort of salvageable.

[Small pause, like he's thinking something more, though he doesn't operate on it.]

[video]

[combat_butler]

Ahahaha... Sorry, sorry... I know that feeling, at least! Even if it was the most annoying kid in the world, it's hard to leave a child in a dangerous situation...

[video]

[justicereigns]

[SIGHS.]

Exactly.

Otherwise I'd arrest him.

[action]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

With a pokéball!

[And he reaches on his waist for the cool new blue one he got a few days ago. He holds it out.]

Seeeee? It catches stuff better.

[action]

[justicereigns]

Yes. But if that thing faints before you catch it, you'll just be in pain from the explosion.

Idiot.

Is that a great ball?

[action]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Then I'll catch it before it explodes!

[Except not. But he nods.]

YEAH!! Isn't it cool?

[video]

[usedhadokyuu.livejournal.com]

So you're going to stay with him the entire time?

[Dedication- although he just remembered something.]

I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Takashi Kawamura.

[action]

[justicereigns]

Yeah. It kind of is.

All right throw it then.

[So he can watch you fail :|]

[video]

[justicereigns]

We've been at it a year and a half. Aside for when he goes missing, but that's hardly new.

Captain Smoker. Just call me Smoker.

[action]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Okay! [He squirms out of Smoker's grasp and runs over to the Pineco, and he goes to throw the ball--

And the Pineco explodes.]

[action] 1/3

[justicereigns]

[Oh, that's not good.]

[action] 2/3

[justicereigns]

[KABOOM! And here Smoker is without his devil fruit.]

[action] done -- I should use my Smoker just out of Water in Alabasta icon but I don't have it soooo

[justicereigns]

[Nevertheless, Smoker just tries to grab Luffy and protect him from the blast anyway. God damn brat. He's quite certain Luffy is going to be the death of him. And coughing; yes, SMOKER coughing -- he points out:]

Next time, save the ball for something else.