Back from canon update & hiatus [video]

[smokinghunter]

Geez, I've got such a headache. Anyone know how long it's been? Or where the hell the chibi brat in a straw hat is now?

[Smoker's outside of the pokecenter to get a smoke, and all his pokemon are practically clinging on him. It has been since about Christmas after all. Even his gyarados is practically on top of him, though he seems pretty nonplussed about it.]

What month is it anyway? Hey. Anyone who's returned home, what's the longest anyone's gone and come back?

Tsk... I need a drink

[It should also be noted he has sunglasses, a cool new scar over his eye, and his hair isn't spiky anymore! How sad. And <user name="justicereigns" is still my icon and comment account! Sorry for the delay, all.]

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[complexrestart]

Really?

[justicereigns]

I might have gotten in a few fights here and there. They still overreacted.

If they didn't want me to talk back they shouldn't have given me orders they knew I'd disobey.

[complexrestart]

Mii... That's true.

Still, getting into fights isn't good.

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[forhishappiness]

I remember some small things that Sanji told me once, but we never spoke about it too much.

[ She makes a pause so she can keep listening to him. ]

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[justicereigns]

Well, the New World itself is pretty extreme. There's lightning rain, invisible cliffs, dragons, krakens, things you can't find in the rest of the world.

But it's where Straw-Hat and his crew are headed so that's where I have to be.

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[forhishappiness]

Sounds pretty intense and something he would do. Will you check up on them?

[justicereigns]

[Shrugs.]

It was fine. They had it coming.

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[justicereigns]

Of course.

They're already in the New World. Heading to Punk Hazard.

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[little_anchor]

WHOOOOAAAA!!

[In so much awe right now he actually forgot the food for a whole ten seconds.]

So seastone works against dragons too? Did you bring the tooth with you? DO YOU HAVE IT WITH YOU?!

[And in his moment of flailing, he notices the bento and leans over to smell it.] Mmmmm!

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[justicereigns]

Seastone is the hardest thing in the world, even more than diamonds. It has more uses than just weakening devil fruit users.

But I don't have the tooth, it's as big as you are, so I wouldn't be carrying it around anyway. [Hands him the bento.] Try not to get this all over me.

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[little_anchor]

Whooooaaaaa! [Too cool, Smokey!] I wanna see a dragon that big one day! I'm gonna go meet this dragon and I'm gonna take one of its teeth too.

[And time to prove why Luffy should never eat in public. Food vs mouth challenge... GO!]

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[justicereigns]

I bet you will kiddo. Just don't get burned.

[Damn. And he can't even build a menu-fort as a shield this time.]

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[little_anchor]

[OM

NOM

NOM

NOM NOM NOM NOM VEWUIHDS BI FGFIBISDFV


there is no more food.]

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[justicereigns]

That was fast. And messy.

[Cleans off the back of his ear. Fuck his life.] Still hungry?

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[little_anchor]

[He shakes his head and wipes his mouth on the back of his hand. You got off lucky!]

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[justicereigns]

Good. I think that might just be a first.

Find more bug pokemon?

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[forhishappiness]

What do they want to find there?

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[justicereigns]

One Piece.

Well... eventually. I don't think they intentionally went to Punk Hazard, there's not supposed to be anything there, and it's a wasteland after Akainu and Aokiji had their duel there. Although they did get an S.O.S. call so they must be looking for whoever called in their help.

[complexrestart]

They did? Did they say something mean?

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[forhishappiness]

I guess it is a matter of time to see how this will end, right?

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[justicereigns]

They have a very long way to go, even if they escape by some miracle. This is just the start of the New World, there are still four pirate emperors, Fleet Admiral Sakazuki, and the three admirals in the way. Not to mention all the natural hazards of the New World.

[justicereigns]

[Side glance...]

It's complicated.

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[forhishappiness]

It's Luffy and his Nakama we are talking about.. They will overcome any obstacle in their way.

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[justicereigns]

We'll see.

But I don't doubt that.

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[forhishappiness]

Thanks for the catch up.