Jeez, can't even cook for yourself... when was the last time you had a real meal? [Exasperated tsundere sigh.] If you make it fast, we'll go get some steak, all right?

Have fun catching lots of bugs? [There. Be scared by the awesome prediction skills combined with a little bit of shameless bluffing and relying on instinct. Hopefully just enough that Luffy won't notice Smoker is kind of relieved Luffy isn't unconscious or in even worse shape.]