The only way to shut Straw Hat up is when he's eating. But then he gets it all over my hair. [Shrugs. Honestly... that's the story. He could explain that this could all be resolved if he just didn't carry Luffy like a monkey on his shoulders, but nope.]

[And a sideglance.]

I personally wouldn't, no. But I can think of several hundred thousand idiots in my world who would. To be more direct.