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A couple of announcements.

Firstly, it's too god damn cold not to wear jackets. If you don't want to zip them, fine, but at least wear one.

Secondly, how the fuck do you get an ten year old to take his cough syrup when he's a little monster who isn't afraid of anything, and is probably completely delirious from cold and a fever? And tricking him into thinking it was candy or meat didn't work.

Thirdly, what do you get someone for Valentine's Day? Is it only for girlfriends or does it count for any friends? And does this place or anyone here even celebrate White Day?

Also... what kind of stories are good to tell a little pirate wannabe to make him shut up and hold still?

Yeah, that's all.

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Can't say I'd like the network clogged up with retards saying "Oh I'm so sick does anyone know if these potions can cure a cold?"

Or the inevitable funeral when they find out that no, potions don't cure colds.

The funerals would be okay with me, but I seriously suspect it's impossible to die in this place. Which means they'd just get even more and more whiny and bitchy.

I guess a guy like you would be a bit more suited for funerals, fucking marine.

As for your kid taking his medicine problem? Just shoot him a little.

Or executions at this rate.

He's made of rubber usually. Shooting him would just repel the bullets. And his grandfather breaks physics and regularly punched him so he's not exactly scared of it.

Well like alot of you fucking freaks he's pretty useless here. Just force him to take the medicine already.

You scared of a kid, fucking marine?

Of course I'm not scared of him. Idiot.

[He's just not willing to strangle, abuse, or lie to kids. GIANT SOFTIE.]

Well I've never met anyone that a good healthy dose of threats or violence or blackmail wont convince to do just about anything. So you're on your own for that one.

[ Which is a lie, actually. ]

So you super powered guys, you still get sick back home? That's pretty fucking lame.

I don't get sick. Even here.

I'm not sure if I would from Magellan's poison since I'm also a logia, but there are a lot more things to cause problems with health in my world.

Well that's something we have in common I guess. Can't say I'd like to try my luck with poison though.

Is logia one of your weird fucked up terms from back home? Fill me in why don't you? And tell me about those other health problems while you're at it!

Lucky you.

All right, there are three types of devil fruit. Logia types allow a person to turn into an element; smoke, fire, sand, poison, magma, ice, and so forth. It'd be a bit hard to poison smoke, wouldn't you say?

You don't happen to have any of these fruits on your person right now do you, fucking marine?

Of course not. They're really rare and once you eat one that's the only one you have for the rest of your life. You can't ever get rid of it... usually. They don't work here and I can sort of swim, but it's still really bizarre.

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