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A couple of announcements.

Firstly, it's too god damn cold not to wear jackets. If you don't want to zip them, fine, but at least wear one.

Secondly, how the fuck do you get an ten year old to take his cough syrup when he's a little monster who isn't afraid of anything, and is probably completely delirious from cold and a fever? And tricking him into thinking it was candy or meat didn't work.

Thirdly, what do you get someone for Valentine's Day? Is it only for girlfriends or does it count for any friends? And does this place or anyone here even celebrate White Day?

Also... what kind of stories are good to tell a little pirate wannabe to make him shut up and hold still?

Yeah, that's all.

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... I'm sure of it. Vice Admiral Garp is known for a lot of things. Sanity isn't one of them. Tough love in the extreme is.

[He is quite serious, yes.] Heh, you think so?

But that's horrible! He's just a little kid! Shouldn't...shouldn't someone take him away from such a person?

[She nods] Mm hmm! It sounds different buut...I'll bet it tastes good.

Maybe, but it's complicated. [Pinches the bridge between his eyebrows.] So very complicated.

Hn. She likes nuts and things and she used to be a bird so I guess her tastes in food still run like that.

Right. Complicated. [She doesn't really like to have random people dislike her so she won't go any further even though she'd like to. And has with other people.] I guess I...don't know the situation.

...Huh? A bird? Is she magic?! [Interest captured]

It's not that... it's just. Well. To start with, Straw-Hat is seventeen in my time and I'm supposed to arrest him. He's seven or ten here. So that's the start. And then for the rest... he was kind of raised in the wild with his brothers, who also wind up world class criminals. So yes, if I could go back and fix that, I would, but being as I can't...

Kazooie? Well, kind of I guess, but that's not why she's human here. Anyone who was a non-human species in their own world winds up as a human here. We haven't figured out why yet.

Seems like a lot of things go messed up! But raised in the wild isn't so bad...Maybe he's just afraid to take medicine...[She wasn't raised in the wild but she didn't really like taking it either. :/]

Wow! Does she talk like a bird? [She does her best impression of a bird. which is pretty bad]

Tch. Or he's an idiot trying to prove he's tough without it.

[Just stares at the impression and then shrugs.] More like a harpy, but I love her.

[She laughs] You're funny!

What's a harpy? Is that some kind of monster? But as long as you're friends...That's good! Maybe she can help you take care of your charge.

[Flicks ears slightly.]

Sort of a half-bird with a foul mouth.... and Kaz is more likely to teach him bad habits. Like running around in the snow without a jacket or stealing. So that's not so helpful.

Sounds pretty unique! Can they fly around like birds? [Cause that would be awesome]

It does get cold without a jacket...[She spent about 3 days waiting in a snow drift in a short skirt and a crop top so...C:] Is that why he got sick?

Supposedly. Not like I've ever seen one personally. It's just a saying.

[They should make a club. Ur, Smoker, Kaz, Luffy, etc.]
Probably. Idiot. He also keeps trying to eat raw meat.

I hope I see one someday then! We have monsters back home but they're nothing like that! They're more ROARRRR[she makes her hands look like claws then nods]

[They should. XD] That's no good...He could get sick in his stomach.

[Vaguely wonders how old she is and shrugs again.] The monsters in my world are a bit like the ones here, but less devil fruit powers except for the pirates, and usually a lot bigger.

He is sick. At least it's not as bad as with the berries this time.

[Old enough. : |]

Weird! [She has no idea what devil fruit powers are but maybe they were like magic]

I mean more than just a cold!...Berries are bad for you? [Because she was going to eat them...]

[They are like magic yes.]

Right, the berries are bad for humans, good for pokemon. They cause hallucinations and fuck, I forget the rest. Someone was keeping a list.

I had no idea! I thought they were just food! [She could have poisoned herself AND Fang!] Good thing you told me mr.guardian!

I think there are some safe berries, but you'd need a chef to be able to tell the difference.

I'll have to find out which ones are okay to eat so I don't make people sick. But...I want to eat them so I'll know what all the fuss is about!

Would you really want to poison yourself?

[She cocks her head to the side] Huh? Of course not! I would only eat the ones that wouldn't make me sick!

Oh.

People rave about the edible ones? [Because really, they're kind of boring.]

Well I heard that they're good for Pokemon so that's kind of living raving about them, right?

The ones that are poisonous for humans are good for pokemon.

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