Smoker (
smokinghunter) wrote2011-05-03 03:21 am
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[This is Smoker looking SO DAMN SHIFTY. And using a very quiet voice. Turn up your comms to hear him folks. Though first he clears his throat uncomfortably.]
The fifth -- Thursday, is Children's Day. And I'm throwing the brat a birthday party. Err... I got a recommendation to some place called Rattata E. Cheese. Apparently it's a Children's Casino? [Just... end his life, save him the misery of this early. He takes a DEEP breath of smoke because apparently he needs it.] So anyone who wants to come, yeah... do. [Don't leave him alone with Luffy in Rattata E. Cheese, he will snap and kill things. Besides! It's a children's casino! IT WILL BE FUN! And there will be prizes!]
And uh... I need help... figuring out a present... it can't be from me. I mean... I'll buy it, but he can't know it's from me. Can "Santa" deliver on birthdays too? Anyone know?
[Yeah.... he's just blushing here. God his tough-guy image will never survive between this and the bike for Rika. He'll have to beat someone up or something. Wrestle with croconaws.]
[[ooc: I'll throw up an open log on the 5th too, but anything goes. It can be in Goldenrod or sort of in between Violet. Just relatively easy to get to. They might get kicked out early if Luffy tries to eat the giant rattata &/or get in a fight with it. In which case it'll be moved to a steakhouse. EITHER WAY Smoker will be broke by the end of it. Oh, and don't even bother hiding it from Luffy, Smoker failed that so hard with this post, though he tried.]]
The fifth -- Thursday, is Children's Day. And I'm throwing the brat a birthday party. Err... I got a recommendation to some place called Rattata E. Cheese. Apparently it's a Children's Casino? [Just... end his life, save him the misery of this early. He takes a DEEP breath of smoke because apparently he needs it.] So anyone who wants to come, yeah... do. [Don't leave him alone with Luffy in Rattata E. Cheese, he will snap and kill things. Besides! It's a children's casino! IT WILL BE FUN! And there will be prizes!]
And uh... I need help... figuring out a present... it can't be from me. I mean... I'll buy it, but he can't know it's from me. Can "Santa" deliver on birthdays too? Anyone know?
[Yeah.... he's just blushing here. God his tough-guy image will never survive between this and the bike for Rika. He'll have to beat someone up or something. Wrestle with croconaws.]
[[ooc: I'll throw up an open log on the 5th too, but anything goes. It can be in Goldenrod or sort of in between Violet. Just relatively easy to get to. They might get kicked out early if Luffy tries to eat the giant rattata &/or get in a fight with it. In which case it'll be moved to a steakhouse. EITHER WAY Smoker will be broke by the end of it. Oh, and don't even bother hiding it from Luffy, Smoker failed that so hard with this post, though he tried.]]
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Some people just use the New Year.
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[Not a lot of happy days for him. And he doesn't have specific dates for any of them]
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[This is Smoker speak for trying to come up with a day.]
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[He's sort of been reluctant about picking a day. He isn't really meant to be here so he doesn't think he should have a birthday.]
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How long have you been in this world so far?
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It'll be a year soon.
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Maybe just celebrate surviving here a year then.
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Yeah. I guess so. Kind of hard to believe.
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I guess it's not the worst place to be though.
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Yet.
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Or I'll see if they'll let me join the police force here.
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...You'd probably be better than Office Jerry.
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Hn. I simply have a lot of experience. Seems ridiculous to waste it.