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May. 3rd, 2011 03:21 am
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[This is Smoker looking SO DAMN SHIFTY. And using a very quiet voice. Turn up your comms to hear him folks. Though first he clears his throat uncomfortably.]

The fifth -- Thursday, is Children's Day. And I'm throwing the brat a birthday party. Err... I got a recommendation to some place called Rattata E. Cheese. Apparently it's a Children's Casino? [Just... end his life, save him the misery of this early. He takes a DEEP breath of smoke because apparently he needs it.] So anyone who wants to come, yeah... do. [Don't leave him alone with Luffy in Rattata E. Cheese, he will snap and kill things. Besides! It's a children's casino! IT WILL BE FUN! And there will be prizes!]

And uh... I need help... figuring out a present... it can't be from me. I mean... I'll buy it, but he can't know it's from me. Can "Santa" deliver on birthdays too? Anyone know?

[Yeah.... he's just blushing here. God his tough-guy image will never survive between this and the bike for Rika. He'll have to beat someone up or something. Wrestle with croconaws.]


[[ooc: I'll throw up an open log on the 5th too, but anything goes. It can be in Goldenrod or sort of in between Violet. Just relatively easy to get to. They might get kicked out early if Luffy tries to eat the giant rattata &/or get in a fight with it. In which case it'll be moved to a steakhouse. EITHER WAY Smoker will be broke by the end of it. Oh, and don't even bother hiding it from Luffy, Smoker failed that so hard with this post, though he tried.]]
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The following are getting these Christmas presents from Smoker:

Rika: Gloves, hat, and winter-themed ribbons with a note of "Hoping the snow lasts as long as you'd like and no more than." -- delivered via his Pidgeot
Kay: Sneaky black hat, leather gloves and a silver whistle -- with a note of "If you ever need it, I'll come running."
Kaitou: Some slightly more advanced magic trick card decks, and added disguise makeup with a note "Since if you can get me, you can get anyone and you might be using a lot more."
Johan: a box of assorted candy and rock candy.
Roxas: Salt water taffy & sea salt caramels. Enough to last a couple of months at least. -- delivered via his Pidgeot
Kazooie: A necklace, some candy sunflower seeds, and of course a warmer fiery jacket. Best of all, he managed to get a bigger backpack as well.
Barney: 12 year old Scotch.
Ur: This necklace and a note that Kazooie came back so Sanji might too.


[The last present is getting delivered in person, with Smoker dressed up like santa, complete with the fake beard and red suit, and no he definitely didn't mean to film it. Tease as you will.]


Hohoho. Merry Christmas little pirate. [He pulls out a Straw-hat that's obviously too small for a human, but puts it on Aipy and hands Luffy some candy canes for the both of them.] Now try to stay away from poisoned berries this year, aye? [Ruffles Luffy's head. And all because Smoker would never in a million years openly get his prey a present. Such lengths.]

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