Captain's Log

So we flew out to catch some of the snow. Be warned, if you're passing by, we'll probably throw snowballs at you.

[We being him and Grit. Yup, two full grown men are hiding out in a snow fort to ambush all the kids. Do you dare come near them?]

But also, I figured I'd make some ice cream for whoever wants some for Christmas tomorrow. Just let me know what flavor you want and where to send it, okay?

[And so Smoker gets bored with waiting... and chucks his snowball at Grit's head. It's okay though because Splash the Gyarados has decided to get in on this so uses her tail to swamp him in snow. Oops. Have a white screen until Smoker can find his pokedex and end the transmission.]

The following are getting these Christmas presents from Smoker:

Rika: Gloves, hat, and winter-themed ribbons with a note of "Hoping the snow lasts as long as you'd like and no more than." -- delivered via his Pidgeot
Kay: Sneaky black hat, leather gloves and a silver whistle -- with a note of "If you ever need it, I'll come running."
Kaitou: Some slightly more advanced magic trick card decks, and added disguise makeup with a note "Since if you can get me, you can get anyone and you might be using a lot more."
Johan: a box of assorted candy and rock candy.
Roxas: Salt water taffy & sea salt caramels. Enough to last a couple of months at least. -- delivered via his Pidgeot
Kazooie: A necklace, some candy sunflower seeds, and of course a warmer fiery jacket. Best of all, he managed to get a bigger backpack as well.
Barney: 12 year old Scotch.
Ur: This necklace and a note that Kazooie came back so Sanji might too.


[The last present is getting delivered in person, with Smoker dressed up like santa, complete with the fake beard and red suit, and no he definitely didn't mean to film it. Tease as you will.]

Hohoho. Merry Christmas little pirate. [He pulls out a Straw-hat that's obviously too small for a human, but puts it on Aipy and hands Luffy some candy canes for the both of them.] Now try to stay away from poisoned berries this year, aye? [Ruffles Luffy's head. And all because Smoker would never in a million years openly get his prey a present. Such lengths.]