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[smokinghunter]

Note to self, find more birdseed and pokefood.

Looks like I'm carrying around Kazooie. I forget why. [He doesn't, but he does look like he doesn't want to say the reason.] And now I've got a 10-year-old Straw-Hat in tow. And I still can't make my fish doing anything except Splash.

I really hope this is a dream.

In case it isn't, any and all marines report in immediately. This is White Hunter Smoker, over and out.

[About to shut it off and remembers.] Garp if you're here, I have your Grandson. One of them. Okay that's it. [NOW shuts it off. Then it comes on again about fifteen seconds later with him looking shifty and flustered.]

And if someone has a bigger backpack I'll trade... something.

[At this point, Kazooie yanks the device away and the bright red-head adds loudly.] MUCH BIGGER. [He gives her a short glare and shuts it off once and for all.]

[[ooc: Main account is justicereigns. Will be used whenever needed for icons etc.]

Comments

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

What?

[smokinghunter.livejournal.com]

What what?

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

Your backpack's way too small, smokey. Much bigger is right.

[She's currently just chilling on top of his bag, since she can't fit IN it, swinging her legs.]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

FOUND YOU! But I don't think grampa's here.

[He hurries over and just stares.]

WHOA, YOU'RE ALMOST AS TALL AS GRAMPS!

[justicereigns]

I don't think they're usually meant to carry people.

Tch. What is it with you and backpacks anyway?

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[justicereigns]

There'd probably be a lot of yelling about tea if he was.

[Grins because he considers that a compliment.] Yeah, almost. Got nothing on Aokiji though. [Mild, almost frown.]

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

I've lived in them my life. It's weird not having one.

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[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

He's like a giant.

[And here is the woman sitting on top of his backpack knocking against his head a bit.]

[justicereigns]

Fair enough. I'm used to having a bird-woman always follow me around for the last for years. [Mild face-palm about it.]

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[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Yup! Grampa really likes tea.

[Luffy grins, running a circle around Smoker to look up at the lady.] Hi! I'm Luffy.

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

I thought you people weren't used to talking birds.

[justicereigns]

I'm not. Well aside from parrots. But I'm not from the same world as most people around here. Except Straw-Hat.

Tashigi's just my ensign. It's the name of a bird where I'm from. Suits her.

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[justicereigns]

[Watches and tries not to get dizzy but still stand still since Kazooie doesn't look like she's getting off. And hey, at least she's wearing clothes. =\]

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[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

So why are we bringing the little brat?

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[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

HEEEY! What's your name?! And I'm not a brat!

[Not reeeeeally. Just kind of annoying. He stops in front of her...

His aipom, on the other hand, jumps towards Smoker's pants. He wants to climb up on the backpack too!]

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

[M...most of that just flew over her head, honestly.]

Tash-a-wah?

[justicereigns]

Tashigi. My second in command. Err, kind of like your friend Banjo? I think?? Except more professional. She's a swordswoman, but rather bird like. It was a joke on her name.

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[justicereigns]

[Oh god, more climbing. Smoker's gonna grab the monkey -- the one without a Straw-Hat -- in one hand and kind of inspect it. Vaguely. And hope he doesn't get his face scratched to hell.]

He's coming because I say so. And if this isn't some weird dream, I have to keep an eye on him. Even if it is.

[Very very grudgingly.] He's stronger than he looks.

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[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine, you're the boss, cloudy. [Kazooie's surprisingly sensible and actually listens when it comes to her ride sometimes.]

Eh, it's Kazooie, strawboy.

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

You and her been together forever or something? [That's all she got out of the "like your friend Banjo" part.]

Not very much like Banjo if she was a bird, though. He's a bear.

[justicereigns]

For some years at least. I've had other friends longer, but I trust her justice more. [Because that explains everything.]

No, she's like a bird. A blind one.

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

[Hey, makes sense to her. You trust who you trust. Hers just happens to be the person who's put up with her the longest... and one of the few who actually CAN.]

Blind bird?

[justicereigns]

[Actually... that's exactly how Smoker's is too.]

Near blind. She has to wear glasses or she can't see a thing. And she's always forgetting them, so she might as well be.

[usedbravebird.livejournal.com]

[Gasp!]

Glue 'em to her face.

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[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Kazooie? Okay! Wow, your hair's almost as red as Shanks'!

[Luffy grins. He's made a new friend, so he's a happy kid. But that Aipom's staring, quite evilly... before aiming a slap to Smoker's face, with his tail.]