[video] (Goldenrod Hotel, you might hear the yelling)

[smokinghunter]

[Smoker hasn't been around much. A certain little brat went missing and for some reason that sent him into some sort of existential "What am I doing with my life if it's not chasing Straw-Hat?!" crisis. However, given this video, you'd never know it. At some point it got kicked on to show Smoker on his back, fast asleep in bed, with a tiny little 8 (11?) year old Luffy on his chest. Drooling and sleeping. Aww isn't that cute? For about 30 seconds until the drooling wakes Smoker up.]

No Pokemon on the bed.

[Gruff voice, a light shove and then cue epic freak out.] STRAW-HAT!?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! GET OFF ME BRATLING! [Lights go on and more scrambling where Smoker shoves Luffy off the bed and tries to get a towel to clean up.]

Damn brat... disappear for weeks and then show up unannounced. Get your own bed. What the hell? This is why I hate pirates. You're even messier than a dog. Is that food in your hair? Che... when was the last time you ate? [Continues griping for awhile, he's clearly been woken up to better means, but he picks up Luffy and moves him to a couch before getting a blanket to tuck him in. Not that he likes the brat or anything, because he doesn't. He obviously hates him you know.]

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[Action! XP] <33333333333333333333333

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[NOPE STILL USING MY FINGER.]

Huh? I went outside and then... I woke up here!

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[justicereigns]

[Gives up. Ew. Pirate cooties everywhere.]

Do you remember what month that was?

[Action! *u*] <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Month?

Uhh... It's July! And it's gonna be August soon!

[Action! b) -- eyepatch] *HEARTSPLOSION!!*

[justicereigns]

It's September.

[Action! WHOOOAAAA] /DIES

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

September comes after July?!

[oh... okay!]

[Action! ikr?! ] :D \o/

[justicereigns]

No. You were gone all of August.

[Sits down next to Luffy all cross-legged and grumpy. This seems familiar.]

[Action! |DD ] Yeeeiiii!!

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Huh? No I wasn't.

[Action!]

[justicereigns]

Yes, you were. I was hunting for you everywhere.

[Action!]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

I was outside! And then I came back and took a nap.

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[justicereigns]

[Yup... he hates his life right now.]

Chibi, we're not even in the same city anymore. [Pokes the cheeks.]

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[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

We're not? [He makes an odd fish-face at the poking.] Where'd we go?

[Action!]

[justicereigns]

[Quietly amused at the faces and does it some more.]

Goldenrod. Want to get back to Olivine to find Ur again?

[Action!]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[More odd faces!

But then he flaps his hands at him and jumps up.]

LET'S GO FIND UR!

[And now jump-tackling at Smoker now.]

[Action!]

[justicereigns]

[FLAILS and tsuns and MORE FLAILING.] Get off me monkey brat! [Picks him up by an ankle.]

What you want to go now? [Warily sets Luffy on his shoulders. Drool on him and you go back on the floor >:|]

[Action!]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[And all he does is hold onto his hat until he's happily perched on Smoker's head. He won't drool!]

You wanna leave now?

[Action!]

[justicereigns]

I asked you first.

[Tsundere marine language for: yes.]

[Action!] vudildf I THOUGHT I TAGGED THIS I'M SORRY

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Then let's go now!

[He laughs and smooths Smoker's hair back before ruffling it up. He is a very happy little boy.]

[Action!] NO PROBLEMO :3

[justicereigns]

Yeah yeah. Let me get our bags together. [Rummages about the room packing, but he's kind of a bit relieved too.]

[Action!] YAAAAAY!!

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Okay! [He claps and just keeps waiting, pointing out at things.] Hey Smokey! Don't forget those socks!

[Action!] paaaaaaaaaaarty ~o~

[justicereigns]

Right. Socks. Is your backpack around here too somewhere?

[Wanders about packing stuff.]

[Action!] awww yeaahhh!! B)

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Yeah! It's, uh...

[Where did he put it... He looks around quickly, then points to a corner. His crayons are spilling out.] Over there!

[Action!] B)

[justicereigns]

[Goes and picks it up, shaking his head. WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU AND YOUR STUFF COME FROM LITTLE MAN? You know what... he gives up. But anyways, yes, handing it up to Luffy.] You're in charge of that and Aipy. Protect them like your hat.

[Action!] >8D

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Okay!

[He wiggles his backpack back on and checks the pokeballs clipped on his pocket... Set!]

Okay! I'm good. Let's go, let's goooo!

[Drummin' on his head now! Smoker's head is totes a banjo.]

[Action!] >:3

[justicereigns]

[Scowls. And tries to find something to distract Luffy with.] My head isn't a drum brat.

Try a game on your pokedex. See if you can beat my score.