[video] (Goldenrod Hotel, you might hear the yelling)

[smokinghunter]

[Smoker hasn't been around much. A certain little brat went missing and for some reason that sent him into some sort of existential "What am I doing with my life if it's not chasing Straw-Hat?!" crisis. However, given this video, you'd never know it. At some point it got kicked on to show Smoker on his back, fast asleep in bed, with a tiny little 8 (11?) year old Luffy on his chest. Drooling and sleeping. Aww isn't that cute? For about 30 seconds until the drooling wakes Smoker up.]

No Pokemon on the bed.

[Gruff voice, a light shove and then cue epic freak out.] STRAW-HAT!?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! GET OFF ME BRATLING! [Lights go on and more scrambling where Smoker shoves Luffy off the bed and tries to get a towel to clean up.]

Damn brat... disappear for weeks and then show up unannounced. Get your own bed. What the hell? This is why I hate pirates. You're even messier than a dog. Is that food in your hair? Che... when was the last time you ate? [Continues griping for awhile, he's clearly been woken up to better means, but he picks up Luffy and moves him to a couch before getting a blanket to tuck him in. Not that he likes the brat or anything, because he doesn't. He obviously hates him you know.]

Comments

[Actiooonnn~]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[And Luffy sits up and rubs his eyes. He's a real mess, but also a sleepy one.]

Nnng--waaa...? Smokey? Wha's goin' on?

[video] yeah hi

[ahokonakamori.livejournal.com]

[OH GOD, WHAT IS WITH ALL THE YELLING.]

S-Smoker-san!? Is something wrong!?

[Action! \o/] fufufu

[justicereigns]

YOU WERE IN MY BED BRAT!

[So much raging.]

[video] YAY We're doing our Route tags! HIGH-FIVE

[justicereigns]

Hn... Brat woke me up.

Disappears for weeks and then crawls into my bed... what the hell.

[Action! \o\] ahaha oh Smokey

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[Glancing at the bed, then at the couch, then the bed... couch again...]

But how'd I get over here?

[Action! /o/] XD

[justicereigns]

You flew. [Sooooo sarcastic. But hey it's Luffy.]

[video] /high fives. I ALMOST FORGOT THESE EXISTED....

[ahokonakamori.livejournal.com]

What kid? [Is too nice to say "brat".]

[video] /sobs I haven't forgotten! *TOUCHES THEM*

[justicereigns]

A pirate.

He's younger here than he should be.

[Action! ~o~] <3

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

I DID?!

[video] /has completely neglected them

[ahokonakamori.livejournal.com]

A....pirate?

And what do you mean "younger than he should be"?

[Action! -o-] <333

[justicereigns]

Yup. Too bad you were too asleep to remember it.

[video] ditto

[justicereigns]

He wants to be the Pirate King, yes. Monkey D. Luffy.

In my time, he's 17. Or 18. [:| 19?] Here he's 8. Or 11. It's stupid.

[video] and I am not F5'ing the Luceti app page, nope, no way

[ahokonakamori.livejournal.com]

.....the pirate king. [You're kidding.]

--you don't even know how old he is?

[video] they take a long time, do your FLists for your sanity? >>

[justicereigns]

Yes.

He doesn't even know how old he is. And it's not like we're friends or anything.

[video] flists break it so badly.

[ahokonakamori.livejournal.com]

Um.....what does that mean?

--how can he not know how old he is!? And if you're not friends, how come he's staying with you?

[Action! uou] <333333

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

I wanna fly again!

[He stands up on the couch.]

[Video]

[forhishappiness.livejournal.com]

... And 'M now in Olivine. Great.

[Action! YoY -- victory/peace fingers] <3333333333

[justicereigns]

It only works when you're asleep. To get you to where you should be.

[video] /sobs I know what you mean... I finished Luceti's? Now Route T_T

[justicereigns]

Ultimate pirate. Finding One Piece. It's something from our world.

And because he last remembers being 7 but his comm and "mother" here told him he was 10 and he believed it. Only he's had a birthday pass so he's either 8 or 11.

And he's with me because he's my prey, so my responsibility to make sure he doesn't randomly mug people or rob restaurants or create a general public nuisance.

[Video]

[justicereigns]

Sorry Ur. [Runs a hand through his hair.]

He got lost so I went looking for him. I have no fucking idea where he's been this whole time. [And he's livid about it.]

[Action] [1/2]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Okay!

[And he flops back down like he's gonna go back to sleep.]

[Action! YOU WIN] <333333333333

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[...'cept it doesn't work.

So he starts fishing for boogers and sits up again.]

I'm not sleepy anymore.

[Action! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!] <3333333333333333333

[justicereigns]

[Gross. So gross. And Smoker goes to get a tissue and try to make Luffy use it. Damn your grandfather.]

Fine. You can answer my questions. Starting with where the hell have you been? I was looking all over for you.

[Not that he's your father. Or wants to be. He met your father and that meeting sucked.]

[Action! XP] <33333333333333333333333

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[NOPE STILL USING MY FINGER.]

Huh? I went outside and then... I woke up here!

[Action! :3] <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

[justicereigns]

[Gives up. Ew. Pirate cooties everywhere.]

Do you remember what month that was?