[video] (Goldenrod Hotel, you might hear the yelling)

[smokinghunter]

[Smoker hasn't been around much. A certain little brat went missing and for some reason that sent him into some sort of existential "What am I doing with my life if it's not chasing Straw-Hat?!" crisis. However, given this video, you'd never know it. At some point it got kicked on to show Smoker on his back, fast asleep in bed, with a tiny little 8 (11?) year old Luffy on his chest. Drooling and sleeping. Aww isn't that cute? For about 30 seconds until the drooling wakes Smoker up.]

No Pokemon on the bed.

[Gruff voice, a light shove and then cue epic freak out.] STRAW-HAT!?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?! GET OFF ME BRATLING! [Lights go on and more scrambling where Smoker shoves Luffy off the bed and tries to get a towel to clean up.]

Damn brat... disappear for weeks and then show up unannounced. Get your own bed. What the hell? This is why I hate pirates. You're even messier than a dog. Is that food in your hair? Che... when was the last time you ate? [Continues griping for awhile, he's clearly been woken up to better means, but he picks up Luffy and moves him to a couch before getting a blanket to tuck him in. Not that he likes the brat or anything, because he doesn't. He obviously hates him you know.]

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[Actiooonnn~]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[And Luffy sits up and rubs his eyes. He's a real mess, but also a sleepy one.]

Nnng--waaa...? Smokey? Wha's goin' on?

[Action! \o/] fufufu

[justicereigns]

YOU WERE IN MY BED BRAT!

[So much raging.]

[Action! \o\] ahaha oh Smokey

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[Glancing at the bed, then at the couch, then the bed... couch again...]

But how'd I get over here?

[Action! /o/] XD

[justicereigns]

You flew. [Sooooo sarcastic. But hey it's Luffy.]

[Action! ~o~] <3

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

I DID?!

[Action! -o-] <333

[justicereigns]

Yup. Too bad you were too asleep to remember it.

[Action! uou] <333333

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

I wanna fly again!

[He stands up on the couch.]

[Action! YoY -- victory/peace fingers] <3333333333

[justicereigns]

It only works when you're asleep. To get you to where you should be.

[Action] [1/2]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Okay!

[And he flops back down like he's gonna go back to sleep.]

[Action! YOU WIN] <333333333333

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[...'cept it doesn't work.

So he starts fishing for boogers and sits up again.]

I'm not sleepy anymore.

[Action! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!] <3333333333333333333

[justicereigns]

[Gross. So gross. And Smoker goes to get a tissue and try to make Luffy use it. Damn your grandfather.]

Fine. You can answer my questions. Starting with where the hell have you been? I was looking all over for you.

[Not that he's your father. Or wants to be. He met your father and that meeting sucked.]

[Action! XP] <33333333333333333333333

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[NOPE STILL USING MY FINGER.]

Huh? I went outside and then... I woke up here!

[Action! :3] <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

[justicereigns]

[Gives up. Ew. Pirate cooties everywhere.]

Do you remember what month that was?

[Action! *u*] <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Month?

Uhh... It's July! And it's gonna be August soon!

[Action! b) -- eyepatch] *HEARTSPLOSION!!*

[justicereigns]

It's September.

[Action! WHOOOAAAA] /DIES

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

September comes after July?!

[oh... okay!]

[Action! ikr?! ] :D \o/

[justicereigns]

No. You were gone all of August.

[Sits down next to Luffy all cross-legged and grumpy. This seems familiar.]

[Action! |DD ] Yeeeiiii!!

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

Huh? No I wasn't.

[Action!]

[justicereigns]

Yes, you were. I was hunting for you everywhere.

[Action!]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

I was outside! And then I came back and took a nap.

[Action!]

[justicereigns]

[Yup... he hates his life right now.]

Chibi, we're not even in the same city anymore. [Pokes the cheeks.]

[Action!]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

We're not? [He makes an odd fish-face at the poking.] Where'd we go?

[Action!]

[justicereigns]

[Quietly amused at the faces and does it some more.]

Goldenrod. Want to get back to Olivine to find Ur again?

[Action!]

[little-anchor.livejournal.com]

[More odd faces!

But then he flaps his hands at him and jumps up.]

LET'S GO FIND UR!

[And now jump-tackling at Smoker now.]

[Action!]

[justicereigns]

[FLAILS and tsuns and MORE FLAILING.] Get off me monkey brat! [Picks him up by an ankle.]

What you want to go now? [Warily sets Luffy on his shoulders. Drool on him and you go back on the floor >:|]