smokinghunter: (grumpy)
Smoker ([personal profile] smokinghunter) wrote2010-06-01 10:23 pm

[Video]

Note to self, find more birdseed and pokefood.

Looks like I'm carrying around Kazooie. I forget why. [He doesn't, but he does look like he doesn't want to say the reason.] And now I've got a 10-year-old Straw-Hat in tow. And I still can't make my fish doing anything except Splash.

I really hope this is a dream.

In case it isn't, any and all marines report in immediately. This is White Hunter Smoker, over and out.

[About to shut it off and remembers.] Garp if you're here, I have your Grandson. One of them. Okay that's it. [NOW shuts it off. Then it comes on again about fifteen seconds later with him looking shifty and flustered.]

And if someone has a bigger backpack I'll trade... something.

[At this point, Kazooie yanks the device away and the bright red-head adds loudly.] MUCH BIGGER. [He gives her a short glare and shuts it off once and for all.]

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justicereigns: (twitchy justice rage)

[Action]

[personal profile] justicereigns 2010-06-01 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not gonna die!

[Noooo, Magikarp! It just rolls over and splashes more. Enjoy your tiny experience soon.]

[Action] also APOLOGY FOR TAKING SO LONG orz.

[identity profile] usedbravebird.livejournal.com 2010-06-04 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno, if you don't put it away, it might.

[Action] I forgive you ... because I fail just as hard!

[identity profile] little-anchor.livejournal.com 2010-06-07 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[The Aipom just leans in over and Luffy squats next to the magikarp, poking it.]

Maybe we can put it in a bucket.
justicereigns: (Annoyed)

[Action] I'm thinking of a new post about apricorns, interested in throwing them at Smoker's head?

[personal profile] justicereigns 2010-06-08 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
I've got a pokeball for it.

[Action] YES.

[identity profile] usedbravebird.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
What's IN these things anyway? [Kazooie squints at her Pokeball.]

[Action] TOTALLY.

[identity profile] little-anchor.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Poke poke poke! And then he's bored. The monkey hops on his hat and he just looks around. He's wondering if his brothers are coming or not.]

Re: [Action] Okay it's up!

[identity profile] smokinghunter.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Returns the passed out Splash into the ball.] Oh, hell if I know. Tch.

[Action]

[identity profile] usedbravebird.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kazooie fiddles with the ball annoyedly.]

I know you're supposed to press this button, and - ack!

[Her Murkrow has just been let out onto her FACE.]
justicereigns: (heh)

[Action]

[personal profile] justicereigns 2010-06-09 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Snickers evilly.] Good job.

[Action]

[identity profile] little-anchor.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a bird! [Suddenly distracted--he's probably having ADHD moments everywhere--he looks up and points at it.]

[Action]

[identity profile] usedbravebird.livejournal.com 2010-06-09 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Get OFF MY FACE, birdbreath!

[She swats at it, grabbing another Pokeball and throwing it at the offending Dark-type. Murkow flaps out of the way...

....allowing the ball to smack a surprised Pidgy on the head, snapping it into the empty ball. One, two, three, bing. Caught.]


....Hey, cool!
justicereigns: (Urk)

[Action]

[personal profile] justicereigns 2010-06-09 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you just catch a second one?

[Action]

[identity profile] little-anchor.livejournal.com 2010-06-10 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
WHOA! How'd you do that? I wanna do that!

[Action]

[identity profile] usedbravebird.livejournal.com 2010-06-10 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
Beats me!

[She hops off, retrieving the Pokeball.]
justicereigns: (Like Hell)

[Action]

[personal profile] justicereigns 2010-06-10 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Throws a pokeball, watches it hit a tree and do nothing and just scowls.] I hate this place.

[Action]

[identity profile] little-anchor.livejournal.com 2010-06-11 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[He takes out one of his and throws it towards a tree. And... catches a Rattata!]

Huh? I got one, I got one! I got on--

[Poof! And it came back out. Luffy stares at the thing.]

...huh?!

[Action] poor smoker

[identity profile] usedbravebird.livejournal.com 2010-06-11 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, you suck, kid.
justicereigns: (*sigh*)

[Action] ffft

[personal profile] justicereigns 2010-06-11 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Blinks and stares at them both.] Tch... I don't get this place.

[Action] one day he'll get used to them

[identity profile] little-anchor.livejournal.com 2010-06-11 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Nuh-uuuh! I'm gonna catch that bug--

...It's running away! Hey, worm! Get back here! [He's off to get it now. Don't mind him, it might take him a while.]

[Action] Consider this... practice.

[identity profile] usedbravebird.livejournal.com 2010-06-11 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Quick, let's go while he's gone.
justicereigns: (Smoker - You Idiot)

[Action] He'll catch a metapod eventually. But it'll be one that can only harden

[personal profile] justicereigns 2010-06-11 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not abandoning Straw-Hat in the middle of the forest.

[Action] While Kazooie gets a Weedle.

[identity profile] usedbravebird.livejournal.com 2010-06-11 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not? I'm sure wolves'll take him in or something.
justicereigns: (arms across chest)

[Action] And he'll get his <s>gay</s> happy butterfly while she gets an awesome bee XD

[personal profile] justicereigns 2010-06-11 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not reassuring me. Besides, I have to keep an eye on him.

[Action]

[identity profile] usedbravebird.livejournal.com 2010-06-11 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You realize that he's already gone, right?
justicereigns: (White Hunter surrounded by black hearts)

[Action]

[personal profile] justicereigns 2010-06-11 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Starts tracking Luffy discreetly.] So long as I can still hear him, it's fine.