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Note to self, find more birdseed and pokefood.

Looks like I'm carrying around Kazooie. I forget why. [He doesn't, but he does look like he doesn't want to say the reason.] And now I've got a 10-year-old Straw-Hat in tow. And I still can't make my fish doing anything except Splash.

I really hope this is a dream.

In case it isn't, any and all marines report in immediately. This is White Hunter Smoker, over and out.

[About to shut it off and remembers.] Garp if you're here, I have your Grandson. One of them. Okay that's it. [NOW shuts it off. Then it comes on again about fifteen seconds later with him looking shifty and flustered.]

And if someone has a bigger backpack I'll trade... something.

[At this point, Kazooie yanks the device away and the bright red-head adds loudly.] MUCH BIGGER. [He gives her a short glare and shuts it off once and for all.]

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Shanks! He's my friend. He's a pirate. He even gave me his hat. That's why I have a straw hat, I'm gonna give it to him when I grow big and become a pirate too. [And he will gladly ramble your ear off, Kazooie.

Aipom... is going to try it again. This time, the other cheek!]

[Is totally wrestling with that aipom now and accidentally sending out his pathetic, but oh so loyal magikarp in the process.]

Oi Straw-Hat, don't you think you grandfather might have a problem with you being a pirate? [He honestly doesn't even know how much.]

[She'll probably either A) ignore or B) fall asleep.]

Ehh, only pirate I remember was a lazy loser, strawy.

Well, Shanks isn't like that! He's a legendary pirate, and he's really cool! And I'm gonna be like him--no, I'm gonna be better! And it's gonna--

[And that's a magikarp. Luffy stares at it.]

Smokey, is that fishy yours?

[Aipy's totally laughing at you, marine boy.]

[Smoker WAS totally snickering at Kazooie's comment, but he stops to scowl.] Damn monkeys. Yeah, it's mine.

[He kind of secretly likes it. It tries hard and fails, but keeps trying. >:|] It just needs more training. Then it'll beat you monkey boy. [Folds arms over chest.]

...It's flopping around, cloudy, how do you train a fish?

[Seriously, fish out of water much?]

My monkey's gonna beat up your stupid fish! And then we're gonna eat it for dinner!

Isn't that right, Aipy?

[The pokemon agrees. And the Aipom aims another slap.]

[Whacks Luffy VERY VERY lightly upside the head. In punishment for aipom.] Don't touch my fish. You can eat something that isn't mine.

And I'll train it the same way I train my marines. Through work.

The thing's scrawny anyway. Probably doesn't taste good.

[The kid doesn't even flinch. Garp hits too hard for him to really feel a tiny thump. He smiles, reaching down to touch it. HE'S GONNA TOUCH IT SEE?]

Even if we can't eat it... How can it breathe if it's out of the water?

[That's why it was light. Smoker is mildly less psycho than Garp. But who isn't?]

I honestly have no idea. [It's actually been freaking him out.] But that's why I try to keep it in the ball. I don't want it to get dehydrated. [The fish just flops. It might be grateful. Or dying. Or trying to jump to the clouds. Who can say for sure.]

You might wanna put it back, Cloudy.

...It's gonna die. If it dies, can we eat it?

[Even if it's scrawny, Luffy'd eat it. He stares at it, watching as Aipom gets bored with Smoker and heads to to poke it.

...oh wait that's a scratch attack. Oops.]

It's not gonna die!

[Noooo, Magikarp! It just rolls over and splashes more. Enjoy your tiny experience soon.]

I dunno, if you don't put it away, it might.

[The Aipom just leans in over and Luffy squats next to the magikarp, poking it.]

Maybe we can put it in a bucket.

I've got a pokeball for it.

What's IN these things anyway? [Kazooie squints at her Pokeball.]

[Poke poke poke! And then he's bored. The monkey hops on his hat and he just looks around. He's wondering if his brothers are coming or not.]

[Returns the passed out Splash into the ball.] Oh, hell if I know. Tch.

[Kazooie fiddles with the ball annoyedly.]

I know you're supposed to press this button, and - ack!

[Her Murkrow has just been let out onto her FACE.]

[Snickers evilly.] Good job.

It's a bird! [Suddenly distracted--he's probably having ADHD moments everywhere--he looks up and points at it.]

Get OFF MY FACE, birdbreath!

[She swats at it, grabbing another Pokeball and throwing it at the offending Dark-type. Murkow flaps out of the way...

....allowing the ball to smack a surprised Pidgy on the head, snapping it into the empty ball. One, two, three, bing. Caught.]

....Hey, cool!

Did you just catch a second one?

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[Action] also APOLOGY FOR TAKING SO LONG orz.

[Action] I forgive you ... because I fail just as hard!

[Action] I'm thinking of a new post about apricorns, interested in throwing them at Smoker's head?

[Action] YES.

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